The Beer Connoisseur Magazine
I set my beer down, but I can’t remember where I put it. I think I must have (Ales)zheimer’s.
Work is the curse of the drinking class

Oscar Wilde

In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer.
A.J.P. Taylor, British historian
Keep your libraries, your penal institutions, your insaneasylums… give me beer.
You think man needs rule, he needs beer. The world does not need morals, it
needs beer… The souls of men have been fed with indigestibles, but the soul could
make use of beer.
Henry Miller
Some people see the glass half-empty. some people see the glass half full. I say it’s beer man, just drink it!
Homer no function beer well without
Homer Simpson
Who does not love beer, wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long.
Carl Worner
May you always have a clean shirt, a clear conscience, and enough coins in your pocket to buy a pint!
Beer Toast
Heaven! that’s another tale. Mightn’t let me chew there. Gotta have me a pot of ale; would I like the brew there?
Robert Service, Grandad 
There are many good reasons for drinking, One has just entered my head. If a man doesn’t drink when he’s living, How the hell can he drink when he’s dead?